Thursday, December 4, 2008

Funny Xmas Jokes and Pic

    Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Answer: Snowflakes.

    Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    Answer: Sandy Claws.

    Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    Answer: Ribbon hood.

    Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.



    Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Answer: Frostbite.

    Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

    Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    Answer: Claustrophobic.

    Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
    Answer: It was wound up already.

    Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
    Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!

    Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
    Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!

    These are great jokes and pic for myspace, facebook or just to share with your friends!Source URL: https://black-back-wall.blogspot.com/2008/12/question-what-do-snowmen-eat-for.html
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